Velvet Hideaway Rose Gold Mule Mugs

Built from high-grade, insulating double walled stainless steel, but sparkling with an exterior rose gold finish. 

“God, men are the biggest pussies. Everything we put up with from you, and you’re bellyaching about a little–” She pauses, narrowing her eyes at me. “What does she want you to do?”

“Stay sober for three days.”

On her way past, she lobs a sharp smack to the back of my head. “Get the fuck out of my kitchen.”